Weak Recap: Mark your territory
Last week's been all about Mark. He's posted the most posts (read: all of them) because everyone else was busy. He's taken one for the team and spent less time watching porn and more time writing for the site.
So it seems fitting that this weekend I get to interview him and ask him what he thinks on (mostly) his posts from this week.
Actually, we just have an order of interviewing each other for this self-indulgent and shitty awesome Weak Recap thing, and it just so happens that it's Mark's turn to be interviewed. Last week he interviewed me.
Make the jump and read the interview with the most amazing DoM writer (after myself and the other guys).
P.S. = That's not Mark and his girlfriend above. Mark's girlfriend is much fatter.
Weak Recap: We are Gods
Well ladies and gentlemen, this is a very special edition of our Weak Recap. I know what you're thinking; "but Mark, every week you do the Weak Recap is a special one" and you'd be right. But this week's is particularly special, because this is the 13th week of our awesome weekly recap feature. That means we've managed to keep this up for over 3 months, with each week just getting better and better. And 3 months is quite an achievement since the longest I've managed to keep a girlfriend is 2 hours.
So how's this week going to improve as opposed to previous weeks? Well, this time I'm going to be interviewing Alex, meaning you have the two sexiest writers of DoM together for the first time! I have no idea how you ladies out there are going to contain your excitement.
So women, make sure you have a fresh pair of panties at hand, because it's time for mine and Alex's awesome love making session. Erm, I mean it's time for us to recap the week. Just make the jump already!
Weak Recap: First Class
Hey, guess who's back, it's those regular superheroes of the Metal community, Mark and Guido. Once again, we'll be recapping what we've been up to this past week (usually a combination of sleeping, eating and masturbation - we all lead interesting lives here at Dose of Metal).
So, basically it's that time of the week when someone massages my ego, I then in turn massage their ego, then they massage my... You know what, doesn't matter. Make the jump to see my awesome interview with the awesome Guido.
Weak Recap: No more room in hell
When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. Indeed, they do walk the earth, as proven by the recent activities of Alice Cooper and Ozzy Osbourne.
And you just know that the apocalypse is about to come when someone calls Lady Gaga metal.
But one thing at a time, let's keep this for the infamous "after the jump," when I'm taking my turn to rape interview Mark about last week's happenings in the world of metal. Here it comes: Make the jump.
Weak recap: Holy rapture, Batman!
Can you believe it, we're not dead?! Well, of course you can believe it, because if you are reading this, you're clearly alive, and as any awesome Dose of Metal reader, you should know better than believing every stupid thing some crazy asshole tells you.
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, and I finished watching the home sex video I taped last night with three hot lesbians, we can move to the more important things, like metal, and our favorite thing to do on a Sunday (except taking beer shits), and it's doing the recap of the previous week in form of interviews. I got to interview Alex this week, so what are you waiting for, read on!
Weak Recap: Yes we can, bitch!
A few months ago, I had a dream. A dream that we could recap our weeks on Sunday without falling in the blog cliche of just making a list of some of our articles. And my creativity and my egomania had sex and came up with the offspring that is The Weak Recap.
Basically we recap the week by interviewing each other. It feeds our egos and it's letting you know how awesome we've been the week before.
So now it's my turn to interview NFL legend, influential guitarist and all-around amazing metal bloger, Simo. After the jump.
Weak Recap: We’re bringing sexy back
Another week behind us, another week of total metal kickassery. “But hey Simo, this week hasn't been that special really...” - I hear some of you saying, and to clarify, when I say kickassery, I mean the way we've covered everything. Hell, we could comment on funerals or people sleeping and make it sound interesting as hell.
Kids, prepare your tissues and toilet paper, Mark and I are taking a trip down the memory lane, and it's going to be sexy.
Weak Recap: Royally Metal
It's that time again, fuck the Royal Wedding, because we all know what people have really been waiting for. That's right, it's another edition of Weak Recap; the article where we're self-indulgent enough to interview each other about the week's events and pass it off as a credible article.
This week, we're back to me interviewing Simo, so if you're tired of my pointless chitter-chatter, just make the jump to read our recap of the past week.
Weak Recap: Hello, we’re metal!
We're one of the last of a dying breed. We're the Albert Einstein of brutality, the William Shakespear of violence, the Arnold Schwarzenegger of funny, the Michael Jackson of metal. All these comparisons are way off though... because we're better than those guys and we're certainly better than anyone else out there, including you!
We're so good, we're interviewing each other. Who needs interviews with musicians, who have been interviewed already thousands of times? No one!
So, you want to know what happened this past week in metal? Make the jump, we'll teach you a lesson.
Weak Recap: We’re amazing
This is our fifth Weak Recap, which means we ran out of writers to interview so I'm back interviewing Guido. God dammit. At least old man river up there approves.
In case you aren't familiar with this recap thing, it's a way for us to whore ourselves interview each other by recapping the week's news. Pretty cool, right? Wrong... It's lame and self-indulgent but hey, at least it's original. Most other sites just do basic lists. Blah, we do shit properly, yo.
Make the jump and if you're truly bored.
Weak Recap: The Big Fourth
Welcome to yet another Weak Recap. Last week, Mark did me, so this week I'll be returning the favor. We're also taking turns interviewing each other. As usual, we're looking back at the week's most important headlines. Why? Because repetition is the mother of all learning. And it's also a pretty easy way to make another post without being original at all.
Make the jump to get reminded of how awesome we were throughout the week.
Weak Recap: Third time’s a charm
Another week in Metal has gone by, and your favorite Metal site, Dose of Metal, is back to give you an awesome recap of the week. Maybe you missed something, maybe you were too busy having a life and spending time with a real girlfriend to keep up to date. Luckily for you though, there are virgins like myself, that have nothing better to do than spend every waking moment of my life on this site.
So this week, I shall be interviewing Simo. He's awesome, he's a place in Finland (According to Wikipedia), and my interview with himself can be found after the jump.
Weak Recap: Second to none
Dose of Metal, the superhero of all metal blogs. We're like Batman without the homosexual innuendos. Kicking ass, second to none. As you can see, we're full of ourselves. It isn't easy playing it down when you're so awesome though. We're super-awesome.
Moving on, we're so full of ourselves that we're taking turns interviewing each other because that's what the world needs. The hero the metal world deserves.
Want to know what happened in the metal world this past week? Make the jump to read an interview between me and the mighty Alex about recent metal happenings.
Weak Recap: We’re better than you
Fact 1: We love interviews.
Fact 2: Our opinion is great.
Fact 3: Lame week recaps are lame
Taking that into consideration, we realized we do want to make a week recap at the end of each week, but not just a lame list of all our articles or something. So we decided to go narcissistic and just interview each other about the previous week's most important headlines. Since this week recap is weak, we're calling it a Weak Recap. Clever, right? Blow me.
So this weekend I'm interviewing Guido. We'll take turns interviewing each other because let's face it, we rule. So make the jump to see what he has to say about what went on in the last 7 days.
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