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If you hadn’t noticed, after publishing my interview with Jed Simon back in March, I had quietly left Dose of Metal. Not a bad last article, in my opinion. But now I am back. And what’s the picture of the keyboard all about? I’ll let you figure that out yourself (hint: return).
It looks like I haven’t missed much since March, but someone has decided to redecorate this place. It looks nice. It looks more positive. No skeletons putting bullets to their skulls anymore. Now that Bob has left us (for your info, we’ve named our former suicidal skeleton Bob), it looks like he has left us with triplets. Or tripheads.
Yes, you are seeing right. With me returning, jokes that simply don’t work at all make a return aswell. I do have a test audience whom I tell my jokes to before posting them, and they’ve approved of all of this bullshit. Yes, the test audience consists of me. Sometimes also my mom.
So that’s about it. I’m back and I’m looking forward to writing for this blog again. It has taken me long enough, hasn’t it?
And now celebration after the jump!
Happy fucking birthday to us! We’re turning 2 today, and even though we haven’t written too much in the last couple of months, we’re still proud of this site and we’ll still get wasted on its birthday — even though we’d use any excuse to drink.
We’re glad we have a new layout to go with our celebration and we hope to get back to writing daily like we used to do back in the day.
Either way, thanks to all the people who kept visiting daily even though the updates were scarce, thanks to everyone who’s been sending us emails asking not to close the site, and also thanks to all the people who volunteered to write for us — and our apologies for not getting back to you.
We’ve been busy, but we haven’t forgotten about the site, so keep watching this space as we will be getting our shit together at some point. Maybe
This is something I’ve been meaning to do for a while, but never had time. Now the site sports a new look. Some things may still look weird, like a lot of the images of the older posts which got a bit distorted, but hopefully everything will get fixed at some point.
Oh yeah, I’ll also try to write more. Enjoy!
Really sorry about the leave of absence from all of us here at DoM. I guess real life got in the way of things.
We don’t know whether we’ll continue writing for the site or not, so please hang tight and while we make a decision.
“Less is more” might work when describing a few things… Like body fat or, I don’t know, wart size.
But when it comes to blog posts (or penis size), less is definitely not more, which is why I have to apologize for the lack of posts lately. Thing is, what happened was… Hell, I don’t have to explain myself you. What are you, my mother?
Anyway, we’re all going through busy times with our ‘real’ lives, and we simply cannot post tons of posts daily like we used to at this time. But hopefully we’ll pull our shit together. Let’s face it, this is still the
49th best metal blog on the interwebz, at least according to the study I did.
So be well, and keep watching this space… Exciting things are coming up*
*- Not really, but we do plan on posting more…