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Weak Recap: Alex Dominates II

We’re back again, with another edition of our not-weak-at-all week recap – The Weak Recap (see what I did there?).

This week’s article is a sequel of sorts. Think big Hollywood blockbusters, well actually, to be honest. we’re more ‘S.Darko’ than ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2’ (although Harry Potter is gay anyways), or more ‘Dumb and Dumberer’ than ‘The Two Towers.’ So actually, it’s like one of those shitty straight to DVD sequels, but hey, shit sells and you’re still buying, right?

Why is this a sequel? Well, it seems Alex has been, more or less, dominating again because I’m too fucking lazy, and Guido probably has a life outside of the internet, or something.

Without further ado, I present to you this week’s Weak Recap. Now make the fucking jump, before I push you.


Weak Recap: We’re with stupid

Aren’t we all a bit stupid at times? You just do something and then get your stupid on. It just happens. And I can’t blame you, for I write for a stupid blog myself with my fellow stupid writers.

Some bassists people do really stupid stuff though. Stuff that is so immensely stupid that you can’t do anything but shake your head and start pointing fingers. Two of those stories are topic to this week’s edition of Weak Recap.

But don’t take my word for it. Make the jump to read Dose of Metal’s recapitulation of the past week. Someone’s got to do it and point fingers.


Weak Recap: Alex domination


So this week’s been all about me. This is why I posted a photo of my girlfriend above. What, you don’t believe she’s my girlfriend? Fuck you, I don’t have to prove anything to you. It’s fine if you don’t believe me, really. But she is my girlfriend and just so you know, the tits are real… And they’re spectacular.

Anyway, why was the week all about me? Because the other fucking writers simply found real lives and couldn’t write much, leaving the only dork in DoM in charge of everything. Good thing my girlfriend above kept me company. I swear to fucking God she did, stop calling me a liar!

Right, so this article is all about me interviewing Guido and Mark about this week’s metal news, about how to have a real life outside the interwebz, and just why did they leave me all alone?

Keep reading to find out what these assholes have answered.


Weak Recap: Taking it to another level

In last week’s edition of the Weak Recap, we decided to change things up a little. So Alex decided to wear a different hat, Guido changed his name to Bill, and I spent the entire interview hopping up and down on a pogo stick. For anyone who was lucky enough to witness it, they experienced one of the greatest feelings you can possibly feel, next to sex.

No, what really went down is we had the genius idea of doing what we already do (one of us interviews one of the other members of the team regarding the past week’s news) and instead added an extra person to the mix. It was like one huge orgy and a good time was had by all.

So how are we going to step things up this week? Well we’re taking it to a whole new level, I’m talking about the next level. No, ok, we’re just going to do the same thing, but it’ll be awesome, I promise.

Make the jump for this week’s Weak Recap, with myself (Mark) interviewing both Guido and Alex.


Weak Recap: Threesome!

I don’t know much about bikes but apparently the bike above is called Threesome. Surely, you can imagine that this wasn’t what I had in mind when I went to look for a picture of a threesome.

But all that aside, it’s time for this week’s Weak Recap. What’s the deal with the threesome? Well, we decided to change the format a bit, with me asking the questions and Mark and Alex answering them.

We’re not homosexual. At least I’m not. I’m not sure about Mark and Alex, nor do I care really. It’s up to them what they want to do behind closed doors.

But you don’t give a shit either way, do you? Same here. So, just make the jump for a non-homosexual three-way interview about recent happenings in the world of Heavy-fucking-Metal.

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