Tag Archives: Godsmack

19
Jul

Godsmack drummer denies mature BJ

I don’t know about you guys, but if there is a rumor that I got a blowjob from a chick, I keep that badboy alive, even if it isn’t true. Why? Cause when the rumor is that you got laid (or blown), you should take it as a compliment.

Despite having a girl’s name, Shannon Larkin of Godsmack denies getting his drumstick licked. Now, when you’re a guy and share your first name with countless Playboy centerfolds, you should use every heterosexual rumor out there in your favor. This reminds me of when Steven Tyler, who wears tight leather shit, denied a similar rumor.

Anyway, here’s what he told another chick about it.

You may have to excuse the crudeness here, but all I can say about that is, she sucked somebody’s dick that day but it wasn’t mine. […] That was shocking even to me and I’ve had a lot of shit said about me over the years but I figure, if I cheat on my wife it’s not going to be with a 60-year old. Evidentially, she is really into drummers.

Read full interview here.

Well if the ‘chick’ is 60, I sort of understand it, but hey, Shannon and Amy talked about it like girls, probably when they went to the bathroom together to powder their noses, so is all good, yo.

Fuck it, that 60 year old blew me. Yep, I closed my eyes, thought of Megan Fox and just did it. Took me a while to get it going, especially because I could feel her old gums rubbing against my johnson tube, but once I got past the awkwardness of seeing her ‘teeth’ sitting in a glass of water, I entered that rotten mouth like a German tank enters a Polish village. What, too soon?


7
Jul

Sully Erna is a brilliant comedian

Sully Erna is really funny. Unintentionally funny. Because aside from reviewing his own albums, he’s also reviewing his band’s stage show:

I truly believe in my heart that, pound for pound, Godsmack is one of the best live performances out there. We’ve spent the last 15 years performing. We are good at it, great at it. . . I believe we can go up against anybody live. Foo Fighters, Rage Against The Machine, those guys are unbelievable live. They’re so good, so intense, so powerful. I think we’re that good. We take a lot of pride in what we do and put on the best show we can.

Read full interview here.

Haha… Good one, Sully. Keep it modest.

Fuck Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Metallica, and all the other moderately decent live bands. If you want to have your world rocked, go to a Godsmack concert.


4
Jun

Sully Erna makes people cry

Ah remember Sully Erna of Godsmack? He was a Dose of Metal favorite in our early days. Well, what I mean by that  is we think he’s shit and we liked to let everyone know that, at every opportunity, in case anyone thought it may be a good idea to buy his music or go to one of his shows. Unfortunately, not everyone listened, and here’s the results:

“I’ve seen people weeping in the front row” commented Sully Erna.

Source: Blabbermouth

So you see what happens when you don’t listen to Dose of Metal? you pay a vast amount of money to see some mediocre ball-less Grunge knock off, and the music is so terrible, it leaves you in tears. Maybe next time you’ll listen to us.


22
Mar

Metal fans will love Billy Talent

A quite a bit more acts have been added to the upcoming metal festivals, Heavy T.O and Heavy MTL. Both festivals will be held July 23-24 at Parc Jean-Drapeau in Montreal, Quebec and at Downsview Park in Toronto, Ontario.

Make the jump for the line-ups and additional babbling.


25
Jan

Dave is gonna be busy this summer

After news broke that The Big Four would only do one U.S. show, many gullible hopeful fans were expecting more dates to be added. Well, maybe this news will make them reconsider, as Dave and co. will be busy this summer with their own tour.

Disturbed and Godsmack are rumored to be topping the bill on this summer’s Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival tour, which is expected to kick off sometime in July. Also scheduled to appear are Megadeth, Machine Head, In Flames, Suicide Silence and Unearth, among others. writes Blabbermouth. Full details tomorrow, January 26th.

Read full article here.

Tough luck, guys. Seems like Megadeth is busy touring with Disturbed and Godsmack… Who cares about Metallica, Slayer and Anthrax, right? Maybe you get lucky and Sully Erna performs some of his amazing solo stuff, too. Fingers crossed!


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