Tag Archives: Godsmack

18
Jan

Staind,Godsmack and Halestorm can’t think of a name for their tour

Godsmack

Blabbermouth reports: Staind, Godsmack and Halestorm are so out of ideas that they can’t even think of a name for a tour. Just kidding of course, they’re actually just letting their fans decide on it. Same shit? Possibly.

Either way, if you think of a name, you can leave  a comment on this thread on Godsmack‘s Facebook page: click here.

I thought of quite a few, but I fear a lawsuit. Instead, I’ll just drop one suggested by a Blabbermouth reader:

“if we were any shittier five finger death punch would be here, too” tour


11
Sep

Weak Recap: Overdose impossible

It’s not possible to overdose on metal. That is a fact but it’s a class a drug which turns you into a junkie quite fast. You started with weak drugs like alcohol, cannabis or Slipknot but after a while you can only get high on cocaine, Cannibal Corpse, the heavy shit.

And we here at Dose of Metal are your dealers. We don’t even charge you for your daily dose of metal. We love this drug so much that we’re giving it away for fucking free. It’s impossible to overdose, so you might as well get high all day, everyday.

We have been dealing out metal for a full year now and we won’t stop until the whole world is addicted because, let’s face it, there is nothing better. For a little taste of our product, make the jump where I talk my fellow dealers about the past week and our greatest deals.


10
Sep

We don’t care what musicians think of 9/11

Look, what happened ten years ago on September 11 is no laughing matter. Sure, some jokes have been ‘cracked,’ even by yours truly, but at the end of the day, thousands of people died and many more were injured. Families were broken, careers were destroyed and now airport security has permission to stare at your penis. I mean, it’s fucked up.

But if there’s anything that aggravates me more than  a fat, sweaty TSA agent with a double-digit IQ copping a feel on my balls, it’s having to listen to ‘celebrities’ talking about this tragedy (or any other tragedy), as if a tragedy needs to be explained by a bunch of ‘artists’ to be taken seriously.

So in case footage of planes crashing into two of America’s biggest landmarks wasn’t enough for you to take this tragedy seriously, here are a few vids of Corey Taylor, Shannon Larkin and John Maggard ‘remembering’ the attack and where they were when it happened.

Lemme guess what they did. They were going about their days when they suddenly turned on the news and saw the awful footage. Then they were glued to their seats to find out what happens next. Guess what, everyone did that, turns out not only people who get recognized once in a while react that way to a globally televised tragedy.

Here’s an idea… Why not interview the firemen who risked their lives trying to save others? I mean, I know a lot of them have appeared on the news, but not enough as I bet none of you can even name one. Yet a guy who usually wears a mask gets more airtime to talk how he was chillin’ at home and turned on CNN. Life is fair.

Make the jump to see the self-indulgence.


7
Sep

Brand new interview with Sully Erna

Hey, I know what you’re thinking on this early Wednesday morning/afternoon/evening (what, you expect me to guess your time zone? Fuck you). You’re thinking that there’s still more things you don’t know about Godsmack frontman Sully Erna, that you really want to know, aren’t you? Well consider this your lucky day then.  Alice of Anchorage, Alaska’s KWHL 106.5 radio station, talked to Sully, and you can check out the audio interview below.

In other news, scientists have discovered that there is no God, with The Oracle, the fifth album from Godsmack, selling 117,000 copies in the United States in its first week of release to debut at position No. 1 on The Billboard chart, and thus disproving  the existence of any higher being. Either that, or it proves that “God works in mysterious ways”.

More over at Blabbermouth.

Note: We didn’t interview Sully, we just posted it here as news. It’s being passed around the web as our own, which is simply not the case. It was conducted by Alice of Anchorage, Alaska’s KWHL 106.5 radio station. We’re sorry for this misunderstanding, but it is not our fault since all we did was embed it here.


24
Jul

Weak Recap: Alex Dominates II

We’re back again, with another edition of our not-weak-at-all week recap – The Weak Recap (see what I did there?).

This week’s article is a sequel of sorts. Think big Hollywood blockbusters, well actually, to be honest. we’re more ‘S.Darko’ than ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2’ (although Harry Potter is gay anyways), or more ‘Dumb and Dumberer’ than ‘The Two Towers.’ So actually, it’s like one of those shitty straight to DVD sequels, but hey, shit sells and you’re still buying, right?

Why is this a sequel? Well, it seems Alex has been, more or less, dominating again because I’m too fucking lazy, and Guido probably has a life outside of the internet, or something.

Without further ado, I present to you this week’s Weak Recap. Now make the fucking jump, before I push you.


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