Tag Archives: Lemmy
Lemmy’s hand single-handedly canceled gig
There seems to be a trend these days amongst metal legends to hurt their arms, because after Brian Johnson’s wrist injury, Lemmy had to cancel a Bristol concert because of some hand problems.
Lemmy’s had more ass than me and everyone I know combined, so I won’t do a masturbation joke. But I do hope no more shows are canceled because of this…
“Due to injury, Motörhead have cancelled their Colston Hall show tonight. Watch this space for returns/new date info. We are working with Live Nation to try to reschedule… We’ll let you know when we know what will happen re: rescheduling/refunds.“
Read the article I stole this from here.
Get well soon Lemmy!
Lemmy is honest about his looks
Lemmy is not the most handsome guy in the world, but his moles have been licked by more women than I have masturbated to, so I give the guy a lot of credit.
In a recent interview with Daily Record, Lemmy said women are not as keen on sleeping with them as they once were…
“Women don’t go to extreme lengths to get at Motorhead no more. We’re too ugly and old. [...] Gene Simmons of Kiss slept with 5000 and took pictures of them all and put them on his fridge I didn’t take pictures of all of mine because I started before there was Polaroids.”
Read full article here.
Haha, this guy would make a fortune writing one-liners for t-shirts. 1,000 women, imagine that. I only slept with about 800, so I’m behind Lemmy, but getting there.
Keep up the good work, Lem. Get to that 2,000 number.
Tuesday Trivia: Metal games
Hey, what’s your favorite metal game? Mine include:
- moshing with metal attachements on my boots
- throwing a glass beer bottle at a concert behind me and seeing how many people bleed
- kicking a wigger
I’m kidding of course. Except maybe for the last one. The games we’ll be covering today have nothing to do with concerts. In fact, they’re my favorite games — the ones that don’t make you leave the house. Make the jump and get familiar with some of the heavy metal video games.
Fans still supporting Motörhead
Last week in North America, Motörhead released their 986th album, The Wörld Is Yours. The album cracked the top 100, selling 7,000 copies in its first week, which is considered an impressive amount for a metal, unless you’re Metallica. Sure, 7,000 copies might not seem a lot but that’s more than their previous two albums (Motörizer in 2008 sold 6,400 in its first week and their 2006 release Kiss Of Death sold 3,500).
When asked for comment on the bands success over the last 30 years and what keeps them still going strong, Lemmy said “that was a great time, the summer of 71. I can’t remember it, but I’ll never forget it!”
Proof Lemmy isn’t racist
Lemmy might have a huge collection of Nazi paraphernalia, but he isn’t racist. If you want more proof, check out the chick above. Yes, that is a chick. Her stage name is Skin and she’s from Skunk Anansie, a British band you probably never heard of.
Well, it’s Lemmy‘s favorite band, so how can you be racist when your favorite band’s singer is black? Makes no sense, yo.
“Skunk Anansie reformed, which is great news for me, you know? They’re my favorite band, I think. I went to see them in London a little while ago. You know they reformed, right? I went to see them in London the day before we played Brixton Academy, they played there, so we went down.“
Read full interview here.
Make the jump for a song from Skunk Anansie called ‘Charlie Big Potato.’ I wonder who it’s about. I have a similar idea for a song, it’s called ‘Lemmy Face Potatoes.’
Lemmy isn’t racist
As you may know, Lemmy has a documentary out called “Lemmy: 49% Motherfucker, 51% Son of A Bitch.” But apparently the scenes showing his Nazi paraphernalia from World War II made people wondering if there isn’t room for more adjectives in his film’s title. Lemmy says no.
“Let’s face it, it isn’t skinheads and shit collecting this stuff. It’s too expensive. This is doctors and lawyers collecting it… And I didn’t collect any of the ideology, believe me. I’ve got friends of all colors and religious persuasions. I ain’t got a racist bone in my body.“
Full interview here.
I don’t think owning things from the second World War makes you a racist. But I don’t understand one thing… Why do this? If it offends so many people, why collect this shit? It’s like white people and the n-word. I do think it’s a bit idiotic to ban a whole word, but if a certain group of people gets seriously offended by it, why use it in the first place?
Seems like it’s more about the thrill of doing something immoral. It’s like my collection of mature porn. It’s more about the thrill of seeing grandmas sucking young kids off than about how they look per se.
No statue of Lemmy, LOLZ
Apparently 318 people from Lemmy and Slash‘s city of birth signed a petition to erect (hehe, erect) statues of the two rockstars. Surprise surprise, it didn’t work.
“I think this idea is a complete waste of time and effort, and the petition was the wrong way for this to be brought to us“ said the city’s labor councilor
“It’s actually quite selfish to focus on these two specific artists and I think there should be a more diverse monument to the range of that this city has produced.“
Read full article here.
Can you blame them? Think about it… Donatello and Michelangelo are dead, so who has enough talent to take on the daunting task of sculpting Lemmy’s face with all its… details?
Lemmy likes the penny
There’s a beer commercial featuring Mötorhead playing a slowed down version of “Ace of Spades.” Why did they do it?
“We got paid a lot of money” said Lemmy.
Wow, what a surprise. And here I was thinking you just did it for the fans, cause they like beer. At least he’s honest about it.
Make the jump to see the ad.
Tuesday Trivia: The one where we couldn’t avoid Christmas
…and decided that if we can’t beat them, we should join them. Christmas can be metal. Make the jump and find out why.
Lemmy knows his food
Lemmy knows a lot of things, but mainly how to play bass and get wasted, right? Wrong… He also knows his food…
“Living in LA makes it so much easier to get food. I can have a full meal with two waiters and a table, brought to my door. Or order pre-cooked bacon strips, shipped to me in a polystyrene container of dry ice from Omaha Steaks. Yet I can’t buy boil-in-a-bag fish with parsley sauce, and there’s no proper Heinz baked beans, they’re in a different sauce. But mainly it’s the cheeses I object to” said Lemmy while chewing on his sandwich.
Read full interview here.
I didn’t really understand anything of that quote. Maybe you should try some vegetables, Lemmy, I heard carrots are good if you mumble a lot.
