Tag Archives: Motörhead

13
Apr

Looks like I may be a father…

“Craigslist can be whatever you want it to be. You can use it to find a flat, secure a new job, sell your car…and now, it seems, search for the father of your unborn child after a brief encounter at a rock concert.

As observed by Fuse, an American woman has turned to the online classifieds site  to track down a man who knocked her up at a MegadethMotörhead concert in Chicago in February. The woman in question describes herself as: “Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots,” whilst the dude is sporting a similar look: “Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.”

[Source: Thenextweb]< Fucking bollocks. Knew I should have worn a condom.


21
Feb

Lemmy is outraged!

Lemmy is apparently pretty pissed off about the new Motörhead box set being sold at $600 in some places. I’ll say, that’s quite a lot, isn’t it?

Unfortunately, greed once again rears its yapping head. I would advise against it even for the most rabid completists!

Read full article here.

I advise you to buy it. And if you’re gonna spend $600 on that, might as well spend $1,000 on the complete collection of Dose of Metal article, printed on glossy paper for your needs. Email me for more info.


9
Nov

Lemmy’s hand single-handedly canceled gig

There seems to be a trend these days amongst metal legends to hurt their arms, because after Brian Johnson’s wrist injury, Lemmy had to cancel a Bristol concert because of some hand problems.

Lemmy’s had more ass than me and everyone I know combined, so I won’t do a masturbation joke. But I do hope no more shows are canceled because of this…

Due to injury, Motörhead have cancelled their Colston Hall show tonight. Watch this space for returns/new date info. We are working with Live Nation to try to reschedule… We’ll let you know when we know what will happen re: rescheduling/refunds.

Read the article I stole this from here.

Get well soon Lemmy!


5
Nov

Lemmy is honest about his looks

Lemmy is not the most handsome guy in the world, but his moles have been licked by more women than I have masturbated to, so I give the guy a lot of credit.

In a recent interview with Daily Record, Lemmy said women are not as keen on sleeping with them as they once were…

“Women don’t go to extreme lengths to get at Motorhead no more. We’re too ugly and old. […] Gene Simmons of Kiss slept with 5000 and took pictures of them all and put them on his fridge I didn’t take pictures of all of mine because I started before there was Polaroids.”

Read full article here.

Haha, this guy would make a fortune writing one-liners for t-shirts. 1,000 women, imagine that. I only slept with about 800, so I’m behind Lemmy, but getting there.

Keep up the good work, Lem. Get to that 2,000 number.


10
Jul

R.I.P. Michael “Würzel” Burston

According to a posting by Tim Butcher on his personal Facebook page, Motörhead frontman Lemmy’s longtime bass tech and former Motörhead guitarist Michael “Würzel” Burston sadly passed away yesterday (Saturday, July 9) at 61 years of age.

There isn’t much else to add, other than condolences to his former bandmates, friends, family and fans around the world. R.I.P.


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