Friday Top 10: Worst grindcore band names

I respect your feelings as a woman.

This week we’re all about love death: Guido’s been keeping your daily dose of death metal on steady supply so far, and I’ve sort of touched on a “grind” subject in this week’s Tuesday Trivia.

I promised I might make a Top 10 out of it (any grind variation included), and I’m a man of my word. I’m also pretty lazy, so this turned to be the perfect Top 10 for me: it’s going to be short and disgusting. Read on.



The two on the right had sex, and that's how the band was named.

Bro-metal dudes IWRESTLEDABEARONCE might as well start drawing sad mustaches on their faces, because the end for them is near: Their latest “ironical” album Ruining it for Everybody cracked the US Top 100.

In hipsterverse, this means they just crossed the border to mainstream, therefore they lost the only idiot audience they’ve ever had. RIP and good riddance.


Weak Recap: Taking it to another level

In last week’s edition of the Weak Recap, we decided to change things up a little. So Alex decided to wear a different hat, Guido changed his name to Bill, and I spent the entire interview hopping up and down on a pogo stick. For anyone who was lucky enough to witness it, they experienced one of the greatest feelings you can possibly feel, next to sex.

No, what really went down is we had the genius idea of doing what we already do (one of us interviews one of the other members of the team regarding the past week’s news) and instead added an extra person to the mix. It was like one huge orgy and a good time was had by all.

So how are we going to step things up this week? Well we’re taking it to a whole new level, I’m talking about the next level. No, ok, we’re just going to do the same thing, but it’ll be awesome, I promise.

Make the jump for this week’s Weak Recap, with myself (Mark) interviewing both Guido and Alex.



Louisiana noiseniks iwrestledabearonce have posted a new webisode online which features the band “doing dumb shit” amongst other crap. You can watch the video above, but I wouldn’t advise it. Don’t listen to it, you’ll get hearing aids. Don’t watch it either, you’ll probably get aids of the eyes and will lose all your braincells.

iwrestledabearonce‘s new album, Ruining It For Everybody, is scheduled for release on July 26 via Century Media Records.


The worst tour ever

Hide your children, cover your ears and flee your towns, the worst tour EVER imagined has just become a reality. Emmure, iwrestledabearonce, In This Moment and Born of Osiris are among the confirmed bands for The (so called) All Stars Tour, which will run from July 22 to August 23.

Blabbermouth, has more information, so head over there instead. I’m too busy puking and hyperventilating from this news to continue. Nah, I’m joking, I’m just lazy and don’t care about these shit bands.

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