Remember when we said that iwrestledabearonce wouldn’t be going Black Metal on our asses? Turns out we were once again right, as the band are remaining as they were, whatever they actually were and still are. Confused? That’s how I feel whenever I listen to iwrestledabearonce‘s music. The point I’m making though, is the whole Black Metal announcement and promo pictures were all a joke, and wow aren’t you just so surprised?
The band have released a new song ‘Karate Nipples’ and I’m embarrassed to admit that I actually quite like it the song… Hopefully that doesn’t get me fired from Dose of Metal, but you can check it out for yourselves over at Metalsucks and then mock me for liking it if you so wish.
So how do I feel about the promo joke (I’m going to pretend you care what I think)? Well, it seems like quite a few people are angry to find out it was a joke, and I find that in itself fucking hilarious. If you believed this in the first place, then congratulations, you’re a gullible moron. Further more, if you’re angry that this was a prank, then lighten the fuck up and find your sense of humor. Or just get laid or something at least.
The band’s new album Ruining It For Everybody is scheduled for a July 26 release via Century Media.
