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You can watch a new video interview with Morgan Lander (guitar, vocals) and Mercedes Lander (drums) of the Canadian Metal band Kittie, above. It’s not as hot as a Katy Perry video, but at least it’s Metal and not quite as shit.
I hope they did, because that’s exactly what you’re getting. The one above is by Kittie, the one bellow is by Jane’s Addiction, and both of them kinda suck. Be glad the text in between is fucking amazing.
You can now officially stream the new Kittie album for free. Why you would want to, when you can stream pussy, is beyond me, but oh well.
I’ve Failed You, the sixth album from the the all-girl ‘Metal’ group Kittie, is available for streaming in its entirety at Exclaim.ca.
For more Kitty fun, check out Blabbermouth.
Keeping up with horrible puns, here’s another post. I combined audio and panorama, and got an ‘awesome’ title — audiorama. One more? I combined horrible and comedy, and got the following — Dane Cook. Press.
The thing above is the new Deftones video for Beauty School, so we even have a little videorama going on, nice. If you make the jump, you’ll get to hear/see a bunch of other
lame ones! Awesome!
Time for some headlines, baby! Let’s get it on…
Children of Bodom announced a month-long North American headlining tour in June. Main support? The Devin Townsend (pictured above) Project. Also supporting are Obscura and Septicflesh. Sounds like a nice lineup to me. Dates have yet to be announced.
All-girl metal (I use the word “metal” very loosely in this context) band (I use the word “band” very loosely in this context) Kittie are going into the studio, to record the follow-up to ‘In The Black,’ next week. Yay, I guess. Yay for those who enjoy
Pussy’s Kittie’s music. Yay for all two of you.
Seether frontman Shaun Morgan claimed that former Seether guitarist has gone back to his former band Evanescence. Eh, what’s a Seether? Anywho, shortly after Morgan claimed that, Evanescence’s management declined it. But honestly, who the fuck cares?
When asked about why Slayer chose Gary Holt as a replacement for Jeff Hanneman, Dave Lombardo had the following to say:
“Me and Kerry were on the side of the stage at Hellfest, in France. Both me and Kerry, were “Come on, let’s go listen to Exodus. Let’s hear Exodus. We haven’t seen them in a while.” We saw Exodus and I was like, “Wow. Now I remember why I liked them so much, when I was young.” [...] “Look at that guy. That guy’s an amazing guitar player. He’s a good player.” And so, when this happened, the first person that came to Kerry’s mind, and myself, [was] Gary. I mean he was there, from the beginning. He knows that style.”
Read the full interview here.
Dave Murray, of Iron Maiden, was recently asked if there is going to be a follow-up to ‘The Final Frontier.’ Rumors that this was going to be Maiden’s last album surfaced ever since the band reveiled the title of the album. Murray had this to say about the situation:
“Possibly there will be, but it’s hard to say at the moment. It definitely won’t be next year, anyway. My gut feeling is once we sit down, if everyone’s up for it — that’s the main thing — then we’ll go for it.”
Read the full interview here.
Feel updated now? You are ready to go out and be metal now, my friend.
Remember Kittie? Surprisingly, they’re still around and recently completed their sixth studio album. Morgan Lander, lead vocalist, posted some news on the official Kittie Facebook page, which made me crack a smile.
“Pretty sure we’re done writing for the new album! Fairly positive this is the most pissed-off-sounding record we have ever had!“
Seriously? Surely you can be a little more original than that, Morgan. You know what I would love? Bands coming out saying their new albums aren’t quite as heavy as previous efforts and are calmer and less angry. The only band I can think of that admitted their new album isn’t heavy is The Haunted (who aren’t really good anymore).
Anyway, I have no idea when the album is out. If you’re a fan, just click here for further information.
Kittie drummer Mercedes Lander has a message for you. But only if you’re gay, bi or transgender… Or all of the above.
“Just remember to be strong if you’re getting bashed in high school, or at work… anywhere. Don’t worry about it. At the end of the day, you are who you are, there is nothing that you can do about it except embrace yourself and just remember that it does get better. And when things are looking down, there is always a way up.“ said Mercedes in a crappy video.
Okay, listen up. I’m not gonna get into why I bully gay people. It’s just who I am. However, this whole “Stay strong, turn the other cheek, it gets better” shit is the worst advice possible. The only reason you’re getting bullied is because you seem weak. And bullies prey on weak people to feel better about themselves (not me, I have other reasons, but let’s skip that). The first advice I can give if you’re being bullied, regardless of the type of porn you enjoy, is to GET strong, not ‘stay’ strong.
Go to the gym. Learn to fight. Stop taking other people’s shit. The next time you get bullied, fight back. Otherwise you’ll go through your whole life being the butt (hehe) of all jokes, the weakling everyone takes advantage of, and both a physical and verbal punching bag.
The second advice is to never take advice from girls. They have no idea what’s going on. Especially if they’re named after a German car manufacturer. Video after the jump.