Vince Neil the ice dancing queen

…Young and sweet, only seventy. Make the jump, watch that scene, the ice dancing queen.

Rush got advice for you

Are you in a small and unknown band? Want a long and fruitful career? Geddy Lee of Rush is spilling some beans of wisdom for you.

“It’s easier if you’re a three-piece and you stay alive,” Lee said.

Wow, no shit. I don’t think dying ever helped anyone get more successful, except 2Pac maybe. I recommend you write that down just in case, make sure not to OD, and sack any fourth or fifth band members you might have, then write me back in 30 yeas and tell me if the advice worked for you.

Kirk Hammett hates kids

If you’re a little kid, especially a little girl, and you’re anywhere near Kirk Hammett, watch the fuck out. He’s gonna knock you out.

Make the jump to see footage of Kirk kicking one of those Metallica balls in a concert, hitting a little girl right in the kisser. To make matters worse, rumor has it that it was James Hetfield‘s daughter…

Someone’s taking the “Seek and Destroy” lyrics literally. Oops.

When asked if he was jealous of the little girl for having a deeper voice than him, Kirk had no comment.

We want you (not in that way)

You may have noticed a new button on the upper menu, called “Your Band.”

Well, faithful DoM readers might have noticed how we like to write about unknown bands. Some bands we stumble upon ourselves, others just simply emailed us. So we decided to make it official, and give all the aspiring musicians a chance to be written about, since most other metal sites won’t bother unless you sold a few million copies.

So if you have a band, click the button above or simply go here. Read the terms then fill in the form, and we’ll get back to you.

Note: We don’t have anything to gain from this, we won’t ask you for anything in return, so keep that in mind — it’s all for you. It’s simply us being nice. And well hung, but that’s another story.

No Santa Weiland this year

Jingle balls Scott Weiland fans, his planned Christmas album won’t be done in time this year, because Scott is a bit too busy drinking working with Stone Temple Pilots. So if you feel like rocking out to a traditional Christmas album by an untraditional singer, mark December 2011 as the time to check out the bargain bin at your local Wal-Mart. More info after the jump.