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Vince Neil likes tits! (o)(o)

Vince Neil likes boobies. I have the same passion. What I don’t have, is a gazillion bucks to build my own strip club in Las Vegas. Vince does, however.

“It’s something I always wanted to do, so it’s like a dream come true. But this will be different and unique. It will be the first rock and roll strip joint. It was a business opportunity to become a partner that was too good to pass up.“

Read full article here.

Translation: I like tits, so making money showing tits sounds good to me.

Imagine listening to Mötley Crüe then getting a lap dance from a chick. It will confuse a lot of guys sexually.

Vince Neil is teh guilty!1111

Vince Neil, you know, the guy from Mötley Crüe, pleaded guilty yesterday to misdemeanor disorderly conduct. That sounds bad, but he actually avoided a more serious charge of battery constituting domes… AH FUCK IT, just read the fucking Blabbermouth article. I’m not your fucking lawyer.

He also paid a $1,000 fine. That might not seem like a lot, but remember, it’s not the 80s, so if you have about $900 to lend to the guy, he would be grateful.

Funny Mötley Crüe bassist is funny

Whenever Nikki Sixx talks about ‘being heavy,’ I always assume he’s talking about his weight gain, followed by some bullshit excuse of how he got fat for a role. I guess I’m wrong this time, cause he’s actually talking about heavy music… Mötley Crüe and heavy music, now that’s something I’d pay good money not to see.

“My idea for a record is… We can’t depend upon radio or anything else to sell records, so I think we should depend upon what really juices us, and for me right now, I would love to make an extremely heavy, non-commercial record — more like a Shout At The Devil type of a record.“

Watch full interview after the jump.

Oh yeah, cause Shout At The Devil was an amazingly heavy album. God forbid should you return to such death metal roots.

So yeah, Nikki, we appreciate your passion for heavy music (or rather, trying to make heavy music), but the only thing heavy related to you was when your weight crushed that fan whose head you jumped on.

Nikki Sixx jumps on fan

If you’re in a band, especially in a band that hasn’t been relevant since rotary phones were ‘new technology,’ any means of your live show being distributed to people should be flattering to you. Right? Well, not if your name is Nikki Sixx.

Apparently Nikki spotted some fan filming the Mötley Crüe show with what he thought was a ‘professional camera,’ and he decided jumping on him was a great way to make him stop. So that’s what he did, as you can see from the video.

And thank god for him. Can you imagine that kid uploading the concert to YouTube and giving the band free publicity and exposure? Sheesh, that’s a crime that should be punished by death.

Good on ya, Mr. Sixx. Jump on your own fans and stop any kind of promotion, it’s not like your band needs it or anything.

Oh, if you’re wondering,  this happened at their July 30 show in Frederick, Maryland.

Weak Recap: Simo’s back!

You guys remember Simo, right? He took a two-month break from the interwebz, to see if this ‘real life’ thing is as good as people say it is. Once he realized talking to a girl in real life is not as easy as on Facebook, he came back. With a vengeance.

Okay, so maybe not with a vengeance, but he came back. And now I get to interview him, which is not an honor and a privilege.

We’ll talk about a lot of things, a lot of boring things, so I’m not gonna lie to you… It will be a pretty boring article, so don’t bother reading this further. It will only make you waste a lot of valuable time.

But if you’ve got nothing better to do, make the jump and read what two people who rarely get laid (and when they do, it ends in tears) have to say about this past week’s articles.

Enjoy! (you won’t, trust me, but I like being optimistic)

Nikki Sixx praises Winnnnnehoussssse

Like everyone else, I was shocked upon hearing news about Amy Winehouse. It’s incredible how such a sober, healthy, beautiful young lady could die such a tragic, cruel and unexpected death.

News flash: Amy Winehouse died like 3 years ago, the last couple of years she looked and acted like a zombie, so let’s not pretend like we didn’t see this coming. I didn’t know this chick nor was I ever interested in her music, so I’m not gonna pretend like I cared just because she’s dead.

When Dimebag died, millions of posers who didn’t even care about Pantera were suddenly ‘big fans’ and were ‘affected’ by it. But hey, people are hypocrites. This is why Google had to make a social networking site that allows you to pick which ‘circle’ of people you want to share certain updates with. We say some things around some people and then become someone else around others.

So just a few months after everyone laughed at Winehouse’s live fuckups, we’re all saddened that this ‘young, talented artist’ is dead. Including Nikki Sixx:

“She was a very talented young person that had a lot to give. And unfortunately, as cold as this may sound, some have to die so that the rest of us can live.“

Watch interview after the jump.

Wait, what? What does that even mean? In what way has Amy’s death influenced Nikki’s life? How can ‘the rest of us live’ now that she is dead? Unless she was literally holding everyone at gun point, that quote doesn’t make any sense whatsofuckingever.

This isn’t the Matrix, Nikki, where the dead are liquified and fed to babies.

Weak Recap: Alex Dominates II

We’re back again, with another edition of our not-weak-at-all week recap – The Weak Recap (see what I did there?).

This week’s article is a sequel of sorts. Think big Hollywood blockbusters, well actually, to be honest. we’re more ‘S.Darko’ than ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2′ (although Harry Potter is gay anyways), or more ‘Dumb and Dumberer’ than ‘The Two Towers.’ So actually, it’s like one of those shitty straight to DVD sequels, but hey, shit sells and you’re still buying, right?

Why is this a sequel? Well, it seems Alex has been, more or less, dominating again because I’m too fucking lazy, and Guido probably has a life outside of the internet, or something.

Without further ado, I present to you this week’s Weak Recap. Now make the fucking jump, before I push you.

Mötley Crüe fans arrested

All 15 existing fans of Mötley Crüe, Poison and New York Dolls were arrested at a concert at Darien Lake Performing Arts Center in New York, last night. Although at first it seemed the fans were arrested for having shit taste in music, it has since transpired that the majority were arrested for underage drinking. The rest are either for things like urinating in public, or minor assault charges.

For more information, check out Blabbermouth something more interesting, go to Google and search for porn or something.

Speaking of Mötley Crüe…

Whilst I don’t really like Mötley Crüe, because I hate their music and the band members annoy me, I’ve always kinda liked Tommy Lee. Not his solo music or anything, God, don’t even remind me of Methods of Mayhem or crap like that… But him, as a person.

I don’t know, maybe because he has a big dick. Or maybe  because he got to fuck Pamela Anderson in her prime. Or maybe because I got to watch him fuck Pamela Anderson in her prime, over and over again. Or maybe just because he comes across as a nice guy who seems to live life to the fullest, without giving a fuck about others. There’s something about him that makes me kinda like him (not in that way).

Anyway, here’s a bad quality clip of a female fan riding his roller coaster — Is it porn? Nope. Literally riding his roller coaster. Just watch the clip, will ya?

I think that’s pretty cool. Pointless, but cool.

Nikki doesn’t really like Bret

I don’t know what the problem is between these two, but one of them could use less letters in his name. The other one could probably use an extra T in his first name.

Anyway, Nikki Sixx seems to have no problems talking shit about Bret and his band. In fact, the only problem he seems to have is he can’t stop talking shit about Bret. Look:

“We didn’t want the tour, because of the reasons not personally, but because of keeping things segregated and then when he went and took it into his own hands that it was like his idea — yeah. He was the one on the phone that told me he wanted to do it because his band needs credibility and Mötley Crüe is a credible band — it pissed us off, because we were sucker-punched.“

Read full interview here.

Oh yeah dude, Mötley Crüe is such a credible band… There’s so much credibility in that group that all bands should tour with them.

Look, I’m not taking sides, mainly because I hate both Mötley and Poison. But Bret always struck me as a very nice guy. I’ve even watched him on Celebrity Apprentice. He was nice, laid back, and professional. Since Nikki is doing all the shit-talking, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say Nikki iss thhe prrobblemm.

Alex advice: Shut up, play your music, do the tour, stop creating all this drama.