Ricktallica

So, the other day I was having sex, and I thought to myself “how can my life possibly get better than this?” (not that I’m boasting BTW, I was alone, on the couch, watching porn… But that still counts!) The answer was obvious though… My life could get so much better if Metallica were to work on a new album, and do so with Rick Rubin once again. Well guess what? They’ve only gone and announced that very thing!

Yay! Now I can look forward to another album that’s so heavy, that it actually clips to the point of ear rape. That’s not bad clipping BTW, that’s just Metallica‘s music being too awesome for the speakers to be able to cope with. Duh…

Morgoth reveal new lineup

So it turns out that Morgoth have a new lineup. Which also must mean that Morgoth have reunited. Wow, you learn something new everyday… I’m trying hard here to contain my excitement, but I might just blow my load right here and now.

P.S. Who the fuck are Morgoth?

P.P.S But hang on; if they have a new lineup, then they haven’t exactly reunited have they? Or am I missing something? Regardless, apparently the band are a technical Death Metal band from Germany that I really should have heard of. Color me interested… If you’re also interested, or aren’t stupid enough to have not heard of the band, then more information including the first picture of the new lineup can be found at Blabbermouth.

BlackGates release second song

I already love this band. BlackGates just released their second song/demo on Reverbnation yesterday and — just like ‘Seeds Of War’ — this song, called ‘Break,’ kills.

Don’t believe me? Listen to it below. You can also listen to ‘Seeds Of War’ while you’re at it. May aswell enjoy two great songs.

My thoughts on: The Big Four tour

Before 2010, the thought of The Big Four touring together was almost a dream. Metal fans would have given their right testicle for something like this to happen. Now, a year after the first Big Four date was announced, people have taken it for granted and they’re just bitching, bitching, bitching and bitching.

I wonder why? Is it because most people are whiny and demanding? Yes.

Having attended two Big Four show last summer, and being the owner of a pretty awesome dick, I think I am more than qualified to comment on this thing and if you don’t like it, you’re probably a Justin Bieber fan.

So make the jump and read my thoughts on this whole thing. Hint: It’s gonna be insightful and amazing.

New Týr song

We have never posted about Týr before and now we’re about them two times within one day? Sure! That’s how we roll. At first we ignore you, then we cover you more than any other band.

But joking aside, Týr released a new song off of their upcoming album ‘The Lay Of Thrym’ called ‘Take Your Tyrant.’ Listen to it below or go here.

It’s awesome but don’t take it from me, listen to it for yourself!