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Chickenfoot perform on Kimmel

performed two songs on Kimmel (well, maybe more, but it’s not like this is my thesis paper, so leave me alone, okay?).

The songs are “Big Foot” and “Three and a Half Letters.” Like the double embed thing I did above? Amazing, right?

Try playing both clips together, both sounds sound the same so, you’ll basically hear one song with a lot of echo.


Chickenfoot release new video. World yawns.

Chickenfoot are a ‘super group,’ but the only ‘super’ thing about it is just how ‘unsuper’ it really is. Does that make sense? Of course not, let’s move on.

They’ve just released the video above and all I can say is… IT HAS CHICKENS IN IT! ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who would have thought, huh? Nothing beats a low-angle shot of a chicken. NOTHING. I mean, maybe one thing… If after that shot you follow up with some guy in a chicken suit. That would be absolutely epic, but no video in the world would ever have that much awesomeness in a single… OH WAIT FUCK THIS VIDEO HAS THAT TOO!

Is it the best video of all time? Hell fucking yes. [insert lame sarcastic emoticon here, bitch]


Metalheadlines: Kill me now edition

That photo above will give me nightmares for the following weeks. Boner killer.

Lady Gaga (pictured above) keeps trying to fool us into thinking she likes metal. She keeps using Iron Maiden‘s name, too, which is total blasphemy. We’ve heard your songs, bitch, the only thing metal about you is the cage I’d put you in, given the chance.

Devildriver‘s bassist, Aaron “Bubble” Patrick, was injured. I’m sorry to hear that, and I wish him a speedy recovery. But being the glass-half-full guy that I am,  I’m looking on the bright side: Their tour is on hold.

Gwar lead singer (and I use the term singer very, very loosely) got canned from Fox News because he pulled a stunt where he decapitated Sarah Palin, or something. Getting fired from that channel is a bit like getting fired as a janitor. If you’re not even good at the worst job in the world, what on Earth are you good at? I didn’t even know you had a job there, but I laugh at you, Oderus Urungus!

Chickenfoot bassist says new Chickenfoot album has ‘more meat.’ PETA are gonna have a blast with this band.

Alice In Chains are working on new music. That’s not the only bad news, they also use Heart‘s Ann Wilson as their PR agent. Ann called their new music ‘amazing,’ so that should give you a hint about her taste in music.

Sepultura‘s new album, Kairos, sold 2,500 copies in the U.S. in its first week of release. That’s 700 copies more than Megadeth‘s Peace Sells reissue. MAJORLOLZ.

And finally, Anthrax‘s upcoming studio effort, Worship Music, has a pre-order bundle ready. You know what that means? It means that if you pre-order it, you get a bundle of joy in your life. I’m as funny as Lady Gaga‘s small penis.


Chickenfoot complete mixing

Chickenpoop Chickenfoot, the super group that are about as super as gone off chicken (mmm salmonella), have completed the mixing of their second album, which is expected to hit stores by the end of the year.

The album is, for the moment, called Chickenfoot IV, because the band thought it would be funny. It isn’t

Get more information over at Blabbermouth.


Chickenfoot go fourth

Chickenfoot, the super-group that actually aren’t all that super, in fact I’d even go as far as calling them painfully mediocre, have revealed the working title of their forthcoming album.

The band (which consists of Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony of Van Halen, Chad Smith of Red Hot Chili Peppers,  and Joe Satriani) have announced the  second album will be apparently known as Chickenfoot IV, in an odd attempt to be quirky and unpredictable. It’s just a shame, I guess, that their music happens to be the most predictable thing since I woke up this morning and had a wank.

More information can be found over at Blabbermouth.

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