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Alice Cooper is being inducted…

Alice Cooper is finally being inducted… INTO HELL.

Just kidding, but he is really gonna be inducted into the world famous ‘Rock And Roll Hall of Fame.’

“Alice Cooper will finally be inducted into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame at the 26th annual induction ceremony, which will be held on March 14, 2011 at the Waldorf-Astoria in Manhattan. Also being inducted are Neil Diamond, Tom Waits, Dr. John and Darlene Love.

The inductees into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame in 2011 will be officially announced on December 15 at 10:30 a.m. EST on the RockHall.com web site.

Read full article here.

Say what you will about Alice, but I’ve seen him live and he puts on a great show. I think he deserves it 100%, it’s actually a bit shocking he hasn’t been inducted yet considering he’s been eligible since 1994. Oh well, I’ve been ‘eligible’ for a penis augmentation since January 2009 and they still haven’t called, the world isn’t fair… Especially if you have a girl’s name.


Alice Cooper is like Britney

If you’re like me, a big dream of yours is to witness Alice Cooper performing with a bunch of dancers around him. So we’re both in luck, cause he just did that in the U.K.

Legendary rocker Alice Cooper performed “Poison” on “Strictly Come Dancing”, the U.K.’s most popular dance program, in a special Halloween episode.

Watch the ‘Britneyesque’ performance after the jump.


Alice Cooper lost blood

Alice Cooper

Think ideas are the only thing Alice Cooper lost? Wrong, he lost some blood, too:

The London Express say: “Alice Cooper is aghast after his fake blood was misplaced on route to the UK. As the star flew in from the United States yesterday for his Halloween Night Of Fear shows on Sunday and Monday at the Roundhouse, North London, he discovered that British Airways had lost his bags. He then had to describe the contents of his snakeskin suitcases to bemused airline staff: as well as missing his fake blood and a giant syringe (in parts) that he uses when he “dies” four times on stage, he was also missing his skulls and skeleton limbs.”

…and he’s missing a new gimmick, really.


Man hates Breasts

I know right? Madness! Who hates breasts? But it’s true…

According to an article on Blabbermouth, a father of a five-year-old child is fuming after McDonald’s management’s refused to switch television stations when when the uncensored version of Alice Cooper‘s “Poison” video — featuring a woman exposing her breasts — aired at its store in Wodonga, Victoria, Australia.

Despite the fact it probably wasn’t long since the child was sucking on its mummy’s tit, the man was still outraged. If I were him, I’d be greatful they weren’t playing some Lady Gaga or Jay Z crap. Oh and that I was finally able to see some breasts.

The child was asked to comment, but apparently was unavailable after the trauma, stress and confusion of seeing naked breasts had caused them to spontaneously combust. It wasn’t caused by the quality food served at McDonald’s at all.


Bon Jovi, you're to blame

You give the Hall of Fame… A bad name… *insert talk box solo here*

Alice Cooper and Bon Jovi are among 15 artists nominated for induction into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame in 2011. Other acts who were nominated are Beastie Boys Neil Diamond and LL Cool J”

And like that, the honor of being inducted in the “Hall of Fame” just went down the toilet. LL Cool J? Seriously? Is he gonna lick his lips and start saying “Baby… Baby… Baby” for his induction speech? What the hell… And then the Beastie Boys are gonna come on with some matching work uniforms and start doing robot dances? Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ. Who’s gonna induct them? Dr. Dre, yo?

I can’t believe I’m saying this but my vote is for Bon Jovi. Fuck, at least they can play instruments. Alice Cooper’s response to the nomination, after the jump.

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