How to be a "hot Metal chick"

What, this isn’t Metal news? Well fuck off, some of us need beauty tips, alright!

Ever wanted to be a hot metal chick? Yeah, me too. They call me Marlene in the clubs, but I don’t think I’ve quite got the Metal edge yet…

Good news though, some chick is here to the rescue to give you tips, because we all know Metal is about image and fashion, and not about the music.

If you want to be hot metal chick (and are over 18), ignore the advice in the video after the jump, and instead pose naked with a guitar or something, and send pictures/videos to:

Mark @ Dose of Metal,

666 Metal Avenue,

England,

B00 3IES

See the Halford bike!

Choppers. They usually make you look mean, hard, badass, etc… Want to see the one chopper which will get you beaten up?

“An autographed bike from Judas Priest‘s 2009 “British Steel” 30th-anniversary tour will featured at both the Edmonton and Calgary Tattoo & Arts festivals as part of a custom bike display.“

More info here.

Source: Blabbermouth

Dave Mustaine is humble

Here’s something I never thought I’d read (let alone write myself): In a recent interview, Dave Mustaine claimed Slayer has the best show and Megadeth just tries to keep up.

What the…? Is this really Dave? Cause usually he’d be like “Yeah, we’re amazing and we pretty much gave birth to metal, the others are just trying to keep up with us, but failing” and then use Metallica’s name to promote his shit and then just deny everything saying he loves everyone, and so on and so forth…

But nowadays Dave is a changed man. Or at least tries to be considering they all want an American Big Four tour… Oh well.

Full interview available here.

Aero$mith

They made WHAT????

“Aerosmith, which completed its 18-city U.S. tour in mid-September, received a guaranteed $1 million payday for its 90-minute performances“

Holy shitfaced Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ. These guys make this much money on the road, after decades of being irrelevant, and they still fight and are jealous of each other? Just shut up and do your job, for fuck’s sake. If I earned $1 million a day I’d even take huge dildos up my ass without complaining. Granted, I do that for free as well, but you see my point.

Part of the contract after the jump.

Late Night Gwar

Gwar, the band that looks like Slipknot and Mushroomhead’s bastard children (if both bands got drunk and had unprotected sex with each other), will be on Fallon.

“Gwar will perform the brand new song “Zombies, March!” on the Thursday, October 28 edition of NBC-TV‘s “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon”. The show will air at 12:35 a.m. ET“

$10 says Jimmy Fallon will piss his pants and cry when these guys go on stage.