Spotlight: Cerebral Bore, Oceano, Hour of 13
It’s time for another edition of Spotlight. It’s time to review music so you know what to buy and what to steal to light it on fire. This week we’re going for already signed bands but fear not! If you want us to review your music, hit us up via the ‘Your Band’ form. We’ll answer your email as soon as we can but we’re busy guys. It’s not easy being metal, it’s a lot of fucking work.
Now make the jump for 3 reviews of Brutal Death Metal, Deathcore and Doom Metal bands!
Apparently we’re epic failures
Some asshole sent a screenshot of our site to one of those fail sites. Why? Cause apparently we have a skull in the logo and Guido used a picture of people getting hanged and the banner on top was for kids.
Yeah assholes, like we control what banners Google shows… Sure, we can deny them but it’s not like we see all of them, since they’re shown depending on your location.
Anyways, here it is. Vote for it, while you’re at it. We’re like The Darkness. If we’re being laughed at, might as well embrace and milk it.
Kick them
Ryan McKenney is awesome, you have to agree with me on that one. You’ll also agree with me when I say “Just who the fuck is Ryan McKenney?”
Apparently, he’s the singer for Trap Them. Now, I could recycle the same joke above once again, but I won’t. Instead, I’ll tell you to make the jump, play the video and see how Ryan deals with an asshole in the audience. Pro tip: skip to around 2:52 in the video, watch it for about a minute, then skip again to 6:30. Now, if there’s one thing I hate, is one guy (usually drunk/drugged jerk) ruining the fun for everyone else. Kudos to Ryan, you go girl.
Weak Recap: We’re better than you
Fact 1: We love interviews.
Fact 2: Our opinion is great.
Fact 3: Lame week recaps are lame
Taking that into consideration, we realized we do want to make a week recap at the end of each week, but not just a lame list of all our articles or something. So we decided to go narcissistic and just interview each other about the previous week’s most important headlines. Since this week recap is weak, we’re calling it a Weak Recap. Clever, right? Blow me.
So this weekend I’m interviewing Guido. We’ll take turns interviewing each other because let’s face it, we rule. So make the jump to see what he has to say about what went on in the last 7 days.
