Yearly Archives: 2011

Ki$$ are going old $chool

Kiss have obviously run out of ideas here. They’ve tried Kiss branded condoms, toys, footballs, video games, clothing, dolls, and just about every type of money making scheme imaginable. Deciding that everything has been tried, the band have decided to go back into the studio to do what other bands have to do, i.e. write and record music. Well, according to Blabbermouth, the band have begun rehearsing for the new album.

Yeah ok, so I know they also released an album in 2009, and BTW, despite what Kiss fans will tell you, it was shit, but Kiss doing music is still fairly rare.

Weekly Dose of Metal: Allhelluja

Allhelluja are a Stoner Metal band from Italy, that once featured former Hatesphere vocalist Jacob Bredahl (not pictured above).

There’s not much I can tell you about Allhelluja. They formed in 2003 and released three albums since, the first two featuring Jacob Bredahl. I haven’t listened to the latest album but the first two albums feature laid back Stoner Metal. Perfect music to get… well, stoned to.

This following song ‘Nervous Titter’ comes off the 2005 album ‘Inferno Museum’.

Young kids and instruments

This guy is smaller than his instrument, yet he takes us on a journey through a medley of well known songs. Does he mess up any of them? Umm… YEAH. Big time.

I got three words for you: ME. TRO. NOME.

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Spring cleaning

What up players? While you were busy playing with yourselves, we’ve done some cleaning on our site. What does that mean? Well for starters, we got rid of some pages and made the menu above a bit easier to navigate through.

Also, we’ve separated the reviews by months and years and pretty much just made our site better. One could ask how you can improve an already perfect site. Good question, I guess we’re just that good we make perfect stuff even ‘perfecter.’

So browse through the menu above and get ready to be amazed. Feel free to shoot us an email if you have any suggestions on how we can improve our site. We won’t read ’em but, you know, can’t hurt to try, right? We always love making fun of people so send us your thoughts so we can laugh at them.

Shining release new song

Sweden’s Shining recently left their previous label, which held back the release of their 7th album ‘VII: Född Förlorare.’

And now that they’re signed to a new label (read the first link), they finally released the first song of their upcoming album and it’s called ‘Förtvivlan Min Arvedel’. Listen to it below. Personally, I like it, even though it’s much softer than their previous material and I was expecting something heavier.

Also, is it just me or does the acoustic part sound just like the acoustic part of ‘Yttligare Ett Steg Närmare Total Jävla Utfrysning’ off of ‘V: Halmstad’? Judge for yourself (The part I mean starts around 1:17 on this song and at around 3:26 on the song below).