6
Oct

Gwar zombies

Gwar, apart from being the sound I make after I orgasm, also happens to be the name of a band from Virginia.  I say “band”, but really they’re just some musically challenged guys dressed up as monsters (no, not Lordi).

The frontman, Cuntus Ordasoras (I may have made that up, but his “name” is equally stupid and frankly I can’t be bothered to type it out) has been officially named Honorary Grand Marshal Of TORONTO ZOMBIE WALK, which I believe can be translated as Grand C*nt of Toronto, but I haven’t got my Gwar-English dictionary on me, sorry.

If you care, which you don’t, you can go read the story at Blabbermouth. Frankly, I don’t recommend it though.


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