The purpose of this site is to make people laugh. Whether or not we succeed, we don’t know, but we do know that the last thing we want to do is either offend someone or break any laws. We are a team of amateur writers with no affiliation to the music industry, no training in journalism and no experience in this whatsoever, so keep that in mind before you take anything we write seriously.
It’s sometimes hard to joke about the bands we love, but we hope both the artists and their fans can take a joke and realize this is only meant to be amusing. If we sometimes cross the line, we apologize, but insulting artists is the last thing on our mind since we respect them.
The images we use in each post are found on the web or sent by our visitors. We ask for permission if we can find the author, and we give credit when possible, but most of the time, these photos have no information on them, so it’s impossible to find the rightful owner and ask for permission. If you are the owner of any of the images (or other materials) we use, please contact us immediately and we will respectfully comply with any request you might have, as copyright infringement is not something we condone or want to do.
And last but not least, this site is strictly for our own personal entertainment and hopefully the entertainment of our visitors. Take that into consideration.
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