Tag Archives: Rob Zombie

29
Dec

Rob Zombie needs more money

It seems that, once again, Rob Zombie‘s cash is getting pretty low. Why else would the alleged “musician,” not being contempt just releasing crappy new albums and crappy films, now also be set to release some crappy coffee?

Like coffee? Then don’t bother drinking your fancy-pants Golden Blend hardcore ultra strong organic coffee, just drink some of “Rob Zombie‘s Hellbilly Brew.” Yeah, sounds just lovely…

Read the full story here.


17
Dec

Rob Zombie is a business man

Rob Zombie

A music star, a movie director, Zombie is a man of many talents. But I always felt like there was something missing. I wake up in the morning thinking, why isn’t there something Rob Zombie labeled that I can start my day with. His horrible music that I use as my alarm (because I need to get up and turn it off) simply wasn’t enough. Well, my prayers have been answered — He just released his own coffee brand.

Yes, coffee. Because apparently that’s how the Hollywood lifestyle works, first music, then movies, then coffee. Take note kids.

Make the jump to see what it looks like, click here to read more info.


29
Nov

Rob Zombie Download rumors

System of a Down and Avenged Sevenfold may have been confirmed for 2011’s Download festival this morning, but rumors have been circulating that Rob Zombie will also be playing the festival. This morning, the BBC posted an article about the reformed SOAD playing Download. Within the news post, Rob Zombie was also mentioned as playing the festival, but the article has since been altered. Whether this was a leak or just a bizarre mistake, it is not yet known.

Personally I’m hoping and praying it’s a mistake. View a screenshot of the article prior to it being taken down after the jump.


11
Oct

Robert Zombie returns

Bad news if you live in the UK, but good news if you don’t, Rob Zombie has announced a UK tour for next year.

If you’ve been stuck in a coma for the past 12 years, and have just woken up, you may actually care. Then again, if you have a good set of ears and, you know, taste, you probably won’t.

Mr Zombie says the following:

“I am thrilled to be finally heading back to the UK. I have been away far too long, but trust me it will be worth the wait. The band is in top form and completely ready to destroy.”

Expect a lot of stage show, and little music. Dates after the jump. There’s a date near my town, but unfortunately I’m washing my hair that day.


6
Oct

Totally amazing Rob Zombie movie

Say what you will about his music career, but as far as his film career goes, Rob Zombie is reinventing himself with each new movie. And by ‘reinventing himself’ I mean doing the exact same thing over and over again. And by ‘movie’ I mean atrocity. So you’ll never guess what kind of movie he’ll direct next.

“The Lords of Salem” is drawn from an idea Zombie had some years back about witches executed in the 17th and 18th centuries who return to Salem, Mass., in the present day.

Wow, witches in the present day, bitches. You thought he was gonna do a sci-fi flick or something. WRONG. It’s a movie about witches. Cancel the upcoming Oscars. I got your Best Picture contender right here.

Full article here.


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