Category Archives: Crap
Breaking News: Zakk Wylde likes beer
Ever wondered why Zakk Wylde drinks so much? Well you’re in luck, because Zakk revealed all in a recent interview with the Omaha World-Herald (nope, we hadn’t heard of it either).
The reason Zakk drinks so much, is that… he enjoys copping a beer buzz. So there you have it. Simply amazing, am I right?
Want more Zakk facts? Well you’re in even more luck. Want to know the secrets behind Zakk’s awesomely long beard? Apparently it’s his love of cunninglingus that does the trick. Now you know what to do if you want to grow a beard…
Want to know why Zakk doesn’t believe in showers? Unfortunately, that’s one thing no one knows.
Dr. Ozzy
Here’s a post you don’t see everyday. It’s written on a website whose name could be interpreted medically, it’s written by a (very bad) pharmacy student, and it’s about a (very bad) former reality TV star and musician giving tips on home medicine.
In his health column for Britain’s Sunday Times Magazine (Wait, what? He has his health column? That’s like a pedophile teaching a kindergarten class on how to behave when they meet a stranger…), Ozzy Osbourne writes (and some website reports), “Funnily enough, in the 1980s I used to cure athlete’s foot by pouring cocaine on my toes. They cut the stuff with so much foot powder back then, it was the best treatment you could find if you had an outbreak on the road. The only problem was the price, which was around $3,000 a toe.”
So, if you have problems with athlete’s foot and some spare change, you can treat yourself, Ozzy style. Now all you need is a bat to chew its head on, and you can feel what it used be like in his skin back in the 80’s.
Continue reading for more home chemistry tips. Just make sure you don’t blow off your fingers.
Fact of the Day
Many rockstars and musicians suffer with drug addiction and alcoholism during their careers. However, not Gene Simmons of Kiss. Instead, Gene Simmons is apparently addicted to sex, and claims he has slept with more than 5000 women in his lifetime.
Us clever-clogs at Dose of Metal, after much calculation, worked out that this works out at around 5000 minutes Gene could have spent thinking up new ways to sell out write music.
I wonder if he uses those “Kiss Kondoms”… *shudder*
Picture after the jump.
Guitar Lesson: Crazy Train Solo
YouTube is just filled with great lessons for both beginner and intermediate guitar players. So we figured we’d post some of the best ones here.
We start with a classic: the Crazy Train solo… This guitarist’s got Randy Rhoads’ tone and technique down to a T. Impressive. Video after the jump.
