Screw Chuck Norris, he can’t even play guitar. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing… The Brad Delson facts.
- Brad Delson can do two hand tapping with a single hand.
- Brad Delson can play multiple scales with open strings.
- Eddie Van Halen stole ‘Eruption’ from Brad Delson’s warm-up exercise.
- If you play ‘Stairway to Heaven’ backwards, you hear a message praising Satan. If you play Satan’s music backwards, you hear a message praising Brad Delson.
- The Big Four is the nickname given to the bands that Brad Delson turned down, before joining Linkin Park.
- Brad Delson can do a pinch harmonic without pinching the string.
- Brad Delson doesn’t do string skipping on purpose. Some strings are just too afraid and hide.
- Christians pray to Jesus, Jesus prays to God, God prays to Brad Delson.
- What does Brad Delson do when he breaks a string? Nothing, he still has 4 left before he needs to worry.
- Brad Delson was offered his own ‘Guitar Hero’ game. The project failed because it was impossible to beat.
- In recent Linkin Park shows, Brad Delson plays keyboards too. He handles guitar duties with his other hand.
- Brad Delson and Brian Carroll had a guitar shredding show-off. The guy who lost would be punished by wearing a KFC bucket on his head for the rest of his life.
- Jimi Hendrix copied Brad Delson’s hair-style. He wasn’t talented enough to copy his guitar playing.
- Brad Delson’s guitar playing is so powerful, he sometimes goes through the entire show without being plugged to the PA.
- When asked why he doesn’t do guitar solos, Brad Delson said that the world isn’t ready for them yet.
- Chuck Norris was bullied in school by Brad Delson
- Brad Delson is largely responsible for Linkin Park’s eclectic mix of pure, untainted emotion and brutal death metal. by Phillip
- Kurt Cobain didn’t commit suicide. His face exploded after he heard Brad Delson’s demo tape. by Phillip
- Tony Iommi downtuned his guitar to achieve the heavy Brad Delson sound and thus, heavy metal was born. by Phillip
- Brad Delson can play Raining Blood without a guitar pick. Or a guitar. by Phillip
- Kurt Cobain’s last words were rumored to be ‘I’ll never be as good as Brad Delson‘ by Mental Aquaducts
- At the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, Brad Delson actually melted all the faces with his playing. by Mental Aquaducts
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* Guitars have strings cuz’ Brad Delson said so..
Jimi Hendriks wasn’t any good until he took guitar lessons from Brad Delson
Fucking classic.
Brad Delson plays so good and correct that does not even want to hear himrself through headphones that are already unplugged.
Brad Delson is most important of Linkin Park and he orders Mike Shinoda to write songs.
Wes Borland has twice left Limp Bizkit because he could not reach guitar playing of his greatest competition at the time – Brad Delson.
Chester Bennington has small role in Saw 7 3D, Brad Delson is the Saw.
- Brad Delson can count to infinity and has done so… Twice.
- The only thing you hear when wearing Brad Delson’s headphones is: “You rock Brad Delson, you rock so fucking hard, Give it to them Brad Delson style” Brad Delson recorded it himself. It’s also a number one hit in Japan.
“What does Brad Delson do when he breaks a string? Nothing, he still has 4 left before he needs to worry.”
Like he would really break a string.
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Brad Delson tunes Shinoda’s Keyboard.
Brad Delson invented bread, named it after himself, only misspelled it, again…
Brad Delson didn’t play wish wrong,he played it like he wrote it.
(Trent Reznor stole it from him)
Brad Delson is hotter than Danny Devito.
Brad Delson is the beginning and the end of the universe. No one can play guitar unless it’s through him first.
…..guess I need to check this dude out.
When I have time.
Francis – Amazing! Love them all, this was a really fun day and the pcutires prove just how much fun it was. I still laugh when i think about the clouds of Mosquito that the night time shoot attracted. It was a little like pose , click , slap,slap,slap, pose, click We won’t even get into the charging dog incident .. Great pcutires and an even better day. Thanks for having us along.
Why does everyone attack Brad Delson? Linkin Park are my favorite band and he is a great guitarist!
But….
- Brad Delson’s guitar picks are shaped like boomerangs so when he throws them into the crowd, it comes straight back to him. Why? No one must harness the power Brad Delson holds.
Nobody’s attacking Brad Delson here, it’s just a joke.
i know, but do you guys not like brad or lp?
I don’t but I didn’t write any of the entries.
I only rlelay got … I only rlelay got into metal since last April, so I felt a little behind. This year I anticipate much more. I already have a list of 44 bands set to come out with a new album from Triptykon to Ulver to Unleashed, and Valborg has TWO new albums in the run. Thanks for the comments!!!
I don’t like him either but that doesn’t mean I hate him, or attack him.
Tapeworm declined because brad delson turned them down.
LINKIN PARK IS SO METAL
I Want A Burrito
Who the hell is Brad Delson? – Average fan of Linkin Park.
Brad Delson is tha man!
Brad Delson is a magical creature with amazingly beautiful hands. He might be god.