New Van Halen

I realize “New Van Halen” is an oxymoron, kind of like “stupid Alex” or “shitty Dose of Metal.” Or “Straight David Lee Roth.”

But the guys really do have a new sample for you, and you can listen to it below.

Do I care about it, though? Well, let’s see, here’s a comment that was posted on our site recently:

Why the fuck do you always post about shit and then say you “don’t care” about it? Sometimes I wonder if you cunts even listen to metal.”

Don’t care.

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