A new album by Lacuna Coil is not something I really give a shit about. I mean, I didn’t pay a visit to my grandparents in the nursery home for about five years, so why should I give a fuck about some band.
Because Cristina is hot? Well, you make a point there, she is hot, unlike my grandparents. They’re cold… dead cold.
The album is called Dark Adrenaline, which kind of describes my sexual pursuits, and it can be listened to on Spin’s website.
