That’s right, fuckers, this is our 2,000th post. What’s great about it is, this historic milestone in metal blogging coincides with our very own birthday: We’re turning 1 today!
It’s hard to imagine what the world wide web was like before we came along last September, but it was probably the same, just without one more badly-written, pretentious blog that tries to talk about metal.
Anyway, we’re gonna give some free shit for you guys, and we’ll pretty much be inebriated 24/7. Well, we’re always inebriated, so it’s not like this is a special occasion or anything, but just saying.
Since we wrote exactly 2,000 posts in exactly one year, that would mean we average at about 5.4 posts a day. That’s not bad, turn that to inches and it’s my dick size — FROM THE GROUND UP (HAHAH, PRICELESS!!!!111)
So yeah, that’s about all I had to say. Have a great day and thanks for checking this site and helping us get to the number 1 spot on “Best metal blogs of all time!” — It really means a lot that our work has been rewarded with an award, even though we created the award ourselves and self-proclaimed us the winners. It still counts, so thank you!
Expect some cool shit this weekend, and by ‘cool’ I obviously mean ‘mediocre to bad.’
Buh bye, suckaz!
– The illiterate team of writers behind Dose of Metal
