In other merch news: Slayer have released their own brand of condoms


You can read that again: Slayer have released their own brand of condoms. They’re apparently sold out (condoms), but you can check the product order page to see when they’ll restock.

This seriously has to be the dumbest idea for merchandise ever, simply due to the name. Slayer condoms. God-damn. I’ll leave the jokes up to you, but I do have to admit I found the description on their page funny: “For when you’re going South of Heaven!”

Check the condom page at Slayer Store to buy some., check the original article at Metal Hammer, and make the jump to see a photo.

Slayer condoms

Slayer condoms

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