Look at that guy. The Prince of fucking Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne. He sure seems like an unpleasent fella, right? Right. Ozzy is so evil that he makes people drive when they’re drunk… through his music! He doesn’t even need to know you, nor talk to you directly, he will make you drive drunk. Just like that.
At least, that’s what 33-year-old William Liston thinks. After being stopped by the police for drunk driving, he claimed it was Ozzy Osbourne’s music that made him drive, “Ozzy Osbourne and his music made me do it”. Suuure.
I wonder what Osbourne will be charged with, ‘Using telepathy via his albums to brainwash innocent people into driving under the influence’? Even the Prince of Darkness can’t do that. Axl Rose can though. Pshh.