I know what you’re thinking. You have $199.5 to spend this Christmas, on yourself, cause neither Santa nor God exist plus your parents are cheap. So your wish is for Manowar to release something worth exactly $199.95 so you can put it under your fake tree and pretend your life isn’t miserable.
Boy are you in fucking luck, cause that’s exactly what Moneywar Manowar were thinking.
Remember their debut album, ‘Battle of Hymns‘? Me neither, but it came out in 1982 and you can now own it on vinyl with a personalized autograph for just $199.95! BARGAIN ALERT.
If you can’t afford don’t want the autograph, simply buy the regular vinyl, which Moolahwar Manowar will sell it to you for just $49.95. BARGAIN!!
Or you can just get it on the bays (either ebay or thepiratebay) and save yourself a ton of cash and embarrassment (and probably bullying).
