Lars Ulrich is responsible for half of Apple's sales

Lars Ulrich is a lot of things. Drummer. Art lover. Well okay, that’s all I can think of for now. Still, apparently he’s also a businessman. He’s helped sell half of Apple‘s products. You know that little indie firm, Apple, right? It was unknown until Lars came in and helped it get off its feet.

I’m the computer whore. Seriously. I am the reason Steve Jobs has sold half the devices that he has. Trust me. said Lars while polishing a statue of himself.

Watch interview after the jump.

Oh, don’t worry Lars, trust you we do. I’ve never even heard of Apple or this Stevie Jobe guy or whatever, so I do believe you. Don’t be modest now, we’re sure you’ve helped sell ALL the products, not just half.

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