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1
Jan

Second post of 2012

It’s January 1st and yes, this is an automated post. I felt bad for not making any special posts for Christmas, and I was way too lazy to make any posts for NYE, so I just wrote this one out of boredom.

So, 2011 is over, eh? Fuck that year, 2012 is our last year according to Mayans (and probably Dave Mustaine, since the guy seems to believe in anything, really). So let’s make it count.

If you woke up next to a fat, ugly woman (or man), feel better, at least it wasn’t your hand. Now get rid of that hangover and start the year LIKE A BAWSSS.

 

Dose of Metal wishes you a happy new year filled with sadness, emotional distress, loud music, loads of beer, and anything else you sad fuckers enjoy.

 


1
Jan

Happy New Year, fuckers!

Happy New Year mother truckers!

What a year, huh? Our first ‘full year’ of running DoM. We started in late 2010 so 2011 was the first year we started from scratch. And now it has ended.

Don’t worry, we have a life, this post was scheduled for 12.00 am, January 1st — New York City time. If you’re reading this right at the moment of being posted, you either:

a) have no life and are stuck on the internet on NYE, which sucks for you. haha.
b) have some sort of life and are reading this on a phone, or at a computer at a party.
c) a mixture of both (like, you know, you’re home but pretending you’re at a party with a hot chick)

Either way, happy new year. We hope to make 2012 as interesting as 2011 in terms of metal blogging, but let’s face it, we probably won’t.

Anyway, get drunk, get laid, start shit, get arrested, basically have a good time. I’ll schedule another post after this one, just so you have something to read, loser…


30
Dec

Fuck 2011

Not much left of this year, but I guess we won’t have too many posts these days since we’ll be busy getting into comas. We’ve scheduled some posts for January 1st, but that’s pretty much it for now.

I hope you guys have a great NYE, and here’s to another shitty great year of metal interwebz ranting.


24
Dec

Metal Christmas everyone!

Happy Holidays, fuckers, get drunk, get laid, pass out, repeat.

- The Dose of fucking Metal team.


16
Oct

Like/follow us and win at life!

We’re not really the type of website which begs its readers for likes and followers. We’re more of a ‘put a gun to your head’ type of site.

If you want to stop being a total failure and actually turn from a geek who spends way too much time on Facebook, to a metalhead who spends just enough time on Facebook, cause he reads Dose of Metal’s posts there, do yourself a favor and like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.

We’re doing this shamelessly because we have no shame. Which makes the previous sentence redundant and dumb. Which makes you even worse cause you’re the one fucking reading it.

Have a nice weekend!

 

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