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Dose.Me

We are proud to announce that we made our own URL shortener. Why? Cause we’re branching out, that’s why. Expect a perfume line next.

dose.me is basically just a quick URL shortener that we’ll use from now on, on Twitter. You can use it as well, it’s free and it’s for everybody. Stop looking effeminate with “bit.ly” in your tweets. Use a real man’s URL shortener and women like the one picture above will have sex with you.

Welcome

Hi everybody. Welcome to our new site, “Dose of Metal.” In short, we’ll supply you with a daily dose of kick assery, from news to reviews and straight up bullshit, but most of all, we’ll recommend you some music, cause the way we see it, Lady Gaga sells records, that means the world needs to be educated on what to listen to.
Enjoy your stay and god bless beer.