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Dec

Ozzy is old!

Today marks Ozzy Osbourne’s 63rd birthday. I could make a few jokes about how he already looked, moved and talked like an 80-year-old ten years ago. But it’s his birthday and I want to congratulate him on that and wish him well.

With the Black Sabbath reunion coming closer, Ozzy’s still got a lot of planned for the next couple of years. Let’s hope he doesn’t break his hip or something. Old people break their hips all the time, don’t they?

“SHAAAAROOON! It’s my fucking birthday and I mumble mumble the fucking mumble mumble mumble and I want a fucking cake!”

Happy Birthday Ozzy!


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